
When you’re an old pair of glasses, it’s easy to become a hardened cynic. I’ve seen a lot of crazy things in my time, but nothing compares to the frenzy that is the build-up to February 14th. People have a whole year to express their love. You’d think they wouldn’t be fooled by a “holiday” that makes them rush out and buy roses at three times their normal price. But hey, who wants to be the cynic in the room? Well, usually I am the cynic in the room. But this time I’m gonna try to get into the Valentine’s spirit. And so, I give you my tips for a wonderful, romantic Valentine’s Day. A lotta people talk about love at first sight. Now I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade… but if you meet a new person and you only see hearts and flowers, I’d recommend an immediate trip to the optometrist. I’m not saying it’s astigmatism or anything… but it’s a possible case of myopia at the very least. Then there’s the theory that love is blind, which is the exact opposite if you think about it. This time you don’t see love and roses. You simply don’t see anything at all! If you truly can’t see anything in the presence of your beloved, take my advice and get an eye exam. There’s no need to panic, but cataracts certainly can’t be ruled out. When starting to get to know your mate, they say eyes are the windows...
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